Bitch, I am a GODDAMN professional. Now go get my cat nip mousey.
The fuck is that man?
The neighbor is sun bathing nude again.
I can’t look away, it’s like watching a car crash.
Dude, fucking stop. That’s my tail, bro.
Shut up and let me bite, you whiny bitch.
You’re lucky I like you or else I’d be clawing your fucking face off right now. Now rub my ears, bitch!
“This is fucking bullshit. I’m getting the fuck out of here.”
“Aw, come on, we look cute!”
“Shut the fuck up guys, I’m trying to sleep.”
Yeah, so Santan Claus is actually a HUGE fucking douche. He wouldn’t let me be one of his reindeer. I mean, THE NERVE! I am fucking fabulous and Rudolph ain’t got shit on me. I could totally take him in a fight.
Goddammit, guys, we are so fucking cute.
I know right?
Are you just gonna stand there and take pictures or are you going to help me get the fuck down from here, dudebro?
Can we do it now, Midnight? I’m so tired of having to pose for this fucking camera.
No, we need to wait until it’s dark to murder them in their sleep. I need the cover of darkness to be victorious.
They see me rolling, they hatin’. Bitches be jealous of my sweet ass ride.
No pain, no gain, bitches! I’m up to 100 crunches!