Cats & Cursing
Bitch, I am a GODDAMN professional. Now go get my cat nip mousey.

Bitch, I am a GODDAMN professional. Now go get my cat nip mousey.

The fuck is that man?
The neighbor is sun bathing nude again.
I can’t look away, it’s like watching a car crash.

The fuck is that man?

The neighbor is sun bathing nude again.

I can’t look away, it’s like watching a car crash.

(Source: jakeandcharlie)

Dude, fucking stop. That’s my tail, bro.
Shut up and let me bite, you whiny bitch.

Dude, fucking stop. That’s my tail, bro.

Shut up and let me bite, you whiny bitch.

(via rabblevolunteer-deactivated2013)

Dammit! Just…a…little…farther.

Dammit! Just…a…little…farther.

(Source: fuckyeahfelines)

You’re lucky I like you or else I’d be clawing your fucking face off right now. Now rub my ears, bitch!

You’re lucky I like you or else I’d be clawing your fucking face off right now. Now rub my ears, bitch!

(via fuckyeahcatladies)

"This is fucking bullshit. I’m getting the fuck out of here."
"Aw, come on, we look cute!"
"Shut the fuck up guys, I’m trying to sleep."

"This is fucking bullshit. I’m getting the fuck out of here."

"Aw, come on, we look cute!"

"Shut the fuck up guys, I’m trying to sleep."

(via rabblevolunteer-deactivated2013)

Bitches love me cause I’m their mom.

Bitches love me cause I’m their mom.

(via savethekitties-deactivated20111)

Yeah, so Santan Claus is actually a HUGE fucking douche. He wouldn’t let me be one of his reindeer. I mean, THE NERVE! I am fucking fabulous and Rudolph ain’t got shit on me. I could totally take him in a fight.

Yeah, so Santan Claus is actually a HUGE fucking douche. He wouldn’t let me be one of his reindeer. I mean, THE NERVE! I am fucking fabulous and Rudolph ain’t got shit on me. I could totally take him in a fight.

(via meowthmouth)

Goddammit, guys, we are so fucking cute.
I know right?

Goddammit, guys, we are so fucking cute.

I know right?

(via meowthmouth)

Could I maybe get some fucking privacy over here?

Could I maybe get some fucking privacy over here?

(Source: fuckyeahfelines)

Are you just gonna stand there and take pictures or are you going to help me get the fuck down from here, dudebro?

Are you just gonna stand there and take pictures or are you going to help me get the fuck down from here, dudebro?

(Source: zixxie, via gracielikescats)

I know, ladies, I have some sexy fucking eyes. You jelly?

I know, ladies, I have some sexy fucking eyes. You jelly?

(via beautifulcats)

Can we do it now, Midnight? I’m so tired of having to pose for this fucking camera.
No, we need to wait until it’s dark to murder them in their sleep. I need the cover of darkness to be victorious. 

Can we do it now, Midnight? I’m so tired of having to pose for this fucking camera.

No, we need to wait until it’s dark to murder them in their sleep. I need the cover of darkness to be victorious. 

(via gracielikescats)

They see me rolling, they hatin’. Bitches be jealous of my sweet ass ride.

They see me rolling, they hatin’. Bitches be jealous of my sweet ass ride.

(via meeowkitties-deactivated2011042)

No pain, no gain, bitches! I’m up to 100 crunches!

No pain, no gain, bitches! I’m up to 100 crunches!

(Source: onehappygeek, via meowthmouth)

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